Peter Pepper Seeds
Here is a tale of a fiery romance which gave birth to the strangest pepper in the world! Here is the tale of how the Peter Pepper red hot chili pepper came into existence!
Mother Nature is a kinky MILF, so says Peter Pepper. As the story goes, Mother Nature had been having an affair with Peter for quite sometime, while she was living with Father Time and in the middle of long term relationship with. But Father Time was oblivious and never knew the slightest.
But when she caught Peter wrangling up Pokemon and found out Pepper had battled a Squirtle and a Pikachu all up in her sheets (seeds were everywhere!) while she was away, Mother Nature got jealous and angry… And Peter Pepper grabbed his pepper, seeds and Pokemon and went elsewhere! So she created this spicy chili pepper to keep herself hot hot hot in his absence catching his seeds like she had enjoyed doing. Snd Mr. Peter Pepper went on with his life, toured with his band, and cranked up the ferocity of his Pokemon training regime and his Peter pepper seed production. The End.
- Grows REAL XXX Peter Peppers
- 10 Peter Pepper Seeds per pack
- Peter Peppers and Peter Pepper Seeds are HOT & edible
Exorcise your green thumb with the Peter Pepper official Peter Pepper seeds to grow hot Peter Pepper chili peppers!!! And try to say that tongue-twister 10 times, fast!!!
But really now, let’s get some peter pepper seeds and grow some crazy lookin’ Peter Peppers, they’re legit heirloom chili peppers for Pete’s sake! What will you’re mom think?